Wednesday, 18 April 2012

The Lion

If you're attacked by a Lion
Find fresh underpants to try on
Lay on the ground quite still
Pretend you are very ill
Keep like that day after day
Perhaps the lion will go away 

Spike Milligan

2 comments:

  1. Johann18 April 2012 at 10:51

    Love it! I know of someone here in South Africa that was trapped in a tree by lions for three days.

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  2. Anonymous18 April 2012 at 15:25

    I remember the Lions rugby team and against them there are no advices!

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