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Things you do not want to hear whilst on a run
Picture the run, we are at about mile 10 of a 12 mile run, it is warm and the terrain tough. The pack has worked up a sweat and the pub is calling
Runner 1: "Phew it is hot"
Me: "Yes, but a great run"
Runner 1: "Here Jez, I've run out of water can I have some of yours please?"
Me: "Yeah, sure" passing the bottle to Runner 1
Runner 1 then unscrewed the top, took a long gulp from the remains of my water and then said........
Wait for it....
Then said, as they passed the bottle back to me "Thanks, I was gasping as I have had a dicky tummy * all day!"
YUCK
* British for upset stomach/diarrhea
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ReplyDeleteMy mother in law used to do voluntary work for an old guy who used to give her a bag of Brazil nuts after very visit. She eventually said maybe they cost too much to be giving away & he replied "Once I've sucked the chocolate off them they aren’t much use to me love, they get stuck in my teeth!"
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